L-CARNITINE 3000

Alpha Carnitine 3000
Because your fat isn’t just going to walk itself out.

Think of Alpha Carnitine 3000 like that one friend who actually does the group project. It shows up with 3,000mg of L-Carnitine, does all the work converting fat into energy, and lets you take the credit. Meanwhile, you just sip and nod like you understand metabolism.

It doesn’t need sugar, caffeine, or hype—just facts, consistency, and a little bit of your cooperation (bare minimum, really).

Highlights for the overachievers and the rest of us:

• 3,000mg L-Carnitine – Tells fat, “You’re not welcome here”

• Supports fat-to-energy conversion – Because you’ve got better things to burn

• ‍♂️ Stimulant-free – So your heart rate stays under control, unlike your spending

• Stacks with anything – Including that sketchy pre-workout you pretend is “clinically dosed”

• 31 servings – One for every day you promise to “get serious”

Use it when you want to feel productive without doing too much. Perfect for gym rats, weekend warriors, and everyone who thinks “leaning out” counts as a personality trait.